Who knew?

I didn't realize that WATER could be pretentious until I moved to New York.





This shampoo needs designer water? FAAANCY!

And my personal favorite:


Fine Waters
WTF?


Sorry drinkers of Fred, Voss, antipodes and Voda 0.5! etc, you just look like a douche.


Honestly, rather than paying $4+ for a bottle of water, let's focus on getting drinking water PERIOD to people who need it.


This is actually a wicked cool invention, a mini portable water purifier. Life Straw anyone? Of course there are issues with this, cost, ineffectiveness at killing certain bacteria but still, it's a start.

Alright folks, after all this talk, I have to go pee. But I don't want to waste the $78 bottle of Ogo I just drank...dilemma!

I know, $493 is kinda steep but I had it shipped special from the Netherlands. And they threw in a couple canisters of their flavored oxygen, what a deal!

Efff.